“Like The Behind Of An Ostrich”: Stylists Evaluate Trump’s Windblown Hair




By now, we’ve all seen it: that video of Donald Trump’s hair attempting to launch itself from the back of his head. It’s inspired plenty of jokes, as well as completely sincere hair-care advice) from concerned citizens—but on Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel took things one step further by enlisting professional hairstylists to sound off on the president’s perplexing ‘do. The reviews, as one might expect, were not tremendous. Said one stylist, “Someone did not glue that down tight enough!” Another murmured, through laughter, “That’s a bad weave.” Two compared the back of Trump’s head to animal derrières: one offered that it “looks like the backside of a dog,” while the other went a bit more exotic, saying, “That looks like ostrich butt. That looks like the behind of an ostrich.” Other comments included: “Um, it’s bad”; “It’s awful”; “It’s that monster from The Goonies.” Their recommendations? One said she’d “shave the whole head,” while another insisted, “Pomade. Lots of pomade . . . Maybe four or five cans, slicked down to the skin.”


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