Why worry about what could descend on us from space when we have so many Earth natives to populate our night terrors?
This rainbow decks out an anything-but-sunny creature, the Sarcastic fringehead, which finds a convenient nook or cranny in the Pacific, from Baja to San Francisco, and takes a chunk out of whatever happens to be swimming by with its razor-sharp teeth (including humans).
So, remember divers, if you see a googly-eyed fish that appears to be smiling at you, get the heck out of there!
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