Staring at a long shopping list with no one to babysit the stubborn baby who insists on walking?
No problem if you take a page out of this New Zealand dad’s book.
Disclaimer: This could be considered neglect, but if you’d rather spend the holidays in a nice, cozy cell rather than with the relatives, we get it.
2nd disclaimer: Find a minor offense that doesn’t involve baby.
3rd disclaimer: Scheduling a minor surgery might be the best bet. Minimal scarring, no criminal record.
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